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  • me: i want a hot body
  • me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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anmaxsaidxwhat:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

omfg “That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.”

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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THIS IS SO SAD

misspaperlilies:

edencomplex:

cundiman:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

PLUTO ;Q;

Oh Pluto! :’(

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I wonder what it’s like to be attractive.

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  • every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
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pandadistractions:
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ohnomatthew:

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

lmao I fucking hate this game.

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16bitmick:

9gag:

Scumbag iTunes
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